I agree with this.

"The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes) 12/21/2016 at 19:46 • Filed to: None

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Eggs belong in a frying pan, not in a fucking cup.

Takuro Spirit > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 12/21/2016 at 19:48

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It doesn’t even SOUND appealing. Sounds.... Ferengi.

Tekamul > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 12/21/2016 at 19:50

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Store bought nog blows. A homemade batch is pretty good. You can adjust the texture from ‘whole milk’ to ‘drinking pudding.’

Chasaboo > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 12/21/2016 at 19:51

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I disagree heartily. Some of the best drunken sex I’ve ever had has been holiday sex spurred on by the Nog of the Egg.

TheHondaBro > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 12/21/2016 at 19:57

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That’s it. Back into the basement you go.

BorkBorkBjork > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 12/21/2016 at 20:08

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Step 1: Make it from scratch (Alton Brown has a good recipe)

Step 2: Use Southern Comfort instead of Bourbon

Step 3: Use fresh grated Nutmeg

Egg Nog is amazing, but it’s ok that you don’t like it. Nobody’s perfect (and some people aren’t even any good).

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Chasaboo 12/21/2016 at 20:10

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Is there really such a thing as bad drunken sex though?

bob and john > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 12/21/2016 at 20:12

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Do I have to drive up to barrie and kick your ass?

BorkBorkBjork > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 12/21/2016 at 20:16

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Oh yes... yes there is...

BorkBorkBjork > Takuro Spirit 12/21/2016 at 20:17

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Me, whenever someone offers me Egg Nog:

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 12/21/2016 at 20:38

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Yes

Bourbon&JellyBeans > Chasaboo 12/21/2016 at 20:52

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We’ll call that Egg Knob.

Bourbon&JellyBeans > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 12/21/2016 at 20:58

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To answer your question, there are two types of drunken sex.

1. Sex that feels like it belongs in a movie.

2. Sex that feels like it may end with someone vomiting before it’s all over because the room is spinning like a motherfucker and she has hiccups.

wiffleballtony > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 12/21/2016 at 21:03

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wiffleballtony > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 12/21/2016 at 21:03

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wiffleballtony > Takuro Spirit 12/21/2016 at 21:04

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Autofixation > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 12/21/2016 at 21:05

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Add bourbon.

Autofixation > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 12/21/2016 at 21:05

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Two words...Liquor dick.

OPPOsaurus WRX > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 12/21/2016 at 21:13

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U ever been puked on? I haven’t but I’m sure it happens and it’s probably not the average persons thing

Takuro Spirit > BorkBorkBjork 12/21/2016 at 21:22

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DABO!

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 12/21/2016 at 21:25

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No

Frank Grimes > Takuro Spirit 12/21/2016 at 21:51

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I have seen all of star trek I am trying to figure out if ferengis ever drank egg nog. But remember when neelix pretended he was the grand nagus’s representative? Classic.

user314 > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 12/21/2016 at 22:52

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Seconding Goatboy’s endorsement of AB ’s eggnog recipe, but whichever you use, homemade is better than store-bought.

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > user314 12/21/2016 at 22:55

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I’ve had a similar recipe, I still didn’t like it. I don’t egg nog in general.

LOREM IPSUM > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 12/21/2016 at 22:57

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http://www.food.com/recipe/nifs-egg-in-a-cup-359142?ref=amp

...just sayin’